Hell...
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I used to amuse myself winding up my flatmate's little boy.

"Legless? Why's it raining?" he asked me in a little voice?

"'Cos you've been bad and made God cry......"

The look on his face always made me giggle inside.

Then it got serious. I told him that Santa wasn't coming this year as he'd been gored to death by his reindeer.

Good joke. Puzzled little boy who wasn't sure whether or not to believe me. And then I forgot about it until his mother cornered me one night.

"LEGLESS!!" shrieked the 5 foot tall, 6 stone mother.

"Who me?" I winced, trying not to cower.. (NOTE: If you want to know why I was a little scared of this wee lass, try to imagine a 5 foot tall, 6 stone SPIDER!. Puts it into perspective, doesn't it...)

"WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TELLING **** ABOUT SANTA?"

"Err - nothing?"

"THEN WHY HAS THE SCHOOL RANG ME UP AND ASKED WHY ALL THE KIDS ARE IN TEARS BECAUSE SANTA'S BEEN GORED TO FUCKING DEATH BY HIS REINDEER?????"

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:24, 4 replies)

Heh...
This gets my click 'cos the image of that fat fucker being stomped by reindeer made me smile...
( snee held his breath since, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:35, closed)

*click*
cos sometimes cruelty is funny.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:58, closed)

click
for spider line :D
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:14, closed)

I'm clicking for this
because I have an image of a playground full of misery and it amuses me....
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:55, closed)