I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Driving the bus to hell, he is.This past summer for Fourth of July, the boyfriend and I went to a local outdoors music venue for some orchestra and cannons and drink. To celebrate US independence, we listen to 1812 overture, which has everything to do with Americans. ... Well it has cannons, and that's really all we wanted from it.
Anyway, We're laying on our blanket in the grass amongst a sea of red and white and blue blankets, sparklers, children, and their drunk parents, when a man walks by of probably 50 years old and is followed by a man who looks a bit younger but who was clearly retarded or had some mental condition.
Boyfriend has a sad, passing tone in his voice, and following the man says, "It makes me sad when I see old retards, coz I'm like, 'Shouldn't you be dead?'"
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:44, 2 replies)
On the road to hell..It depends if you laughed at his comment or slapped him!
Laugh = Lake of Hell & Damnation!
Slap = Redemption!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:54, closed)
no redemptionYou are probably going to hell for having such bad taste in boyfriends.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:03, closed)
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