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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Well done
We really need to get this sort of thing legal- you just shouldn't have to exist in some of the states that we "maintain their life" in. Obviously, only with specific written consent. Otherwise you'd end up with "Sorry, aunt Gertie, you're 65 now and we want your inheritance. Here's a bottle of good whisky and a revolver."

My great grandfather would have wanted to go in a similar way to the way your father (alledgedly) went if he ever ended up in the condition that he's in, but unfortunately isn't sufficiently fit or cognizent to give permission any more. So a flight to Switzerland is unfortunately out of the question.

I've given instructions that if I ever reach such a state I'm to have something large and heavy dropped on me from a great height. Ideally something utterly incongruous or that could otherwise produce a series of bad puns / memorable headlines.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:24, 1 reply)
I don't know who I'd instruct to do that for me.
I couldn't really ask one of my kids to spang me, and if I entered into such a pact with my friends, I'll probably outlive them and end up being the one who goes around in my wheelchair killing everyone else.

...actually, that kinda sounds like fun.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:12, closed)

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