holy jizz
We decided to go to a carol service.

What i forgot was that along with the singing there are the long tedious prayers and readings.

so one reading is going on (and on...) and my mind starts to wonder and suddenly these words pull me back to reality:

(angel: blah blah you'll get pregnant with the christ child blah blah...)

'How will this be,' Mary asked the angel, 'since I am a virgin?'

The angel answered, 'The Holy Spirit will come upon you'

cue VERY loud and totally uncontrolable snort of laughter, which sets of my friend, and the failed attempts to suppress giggles contunue throught the entire remaining service.
(peapwincess, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:43, 2 replies)

Carol services eh?
- 'Most highly flavoured gravy' instead of 'Most highly favoured lady'
- The many variations about shepherds washing their socks
Got any others?
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:00, closed)

I can't hear 'Good King Wenseslas' without singing to myself
Good King Wenseslas looked out
On the feast of Steven
A snowball hit him on the snout
And made it all uneven.
Brightly shone his nose that night
Oh, the pain was cruel
Til a doctor came in sight
Riding on a muel.
(HarryTheMole whatever's on my finger is going in your mouth, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 14:26, closed)