I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Carol services eh?- 'Most highly flavoured gravy' instead of 'Most highly favoured lady'
- The many variations about shepherds washing their socks
Got any others?
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:00,
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I can't hear 'Good King Wenseslas' without singing to myselfGood King Wenseslas looked out
On the feast of Steven
A snowball hit him on the snout
And made it all uneven.
Brightly shone his nose that night
Oh, the pain was cruel
Til a doctor came in sight
Riding on a muel.
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