I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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postI have found that my tragic and ultimately fatal addiction to hard core drugs has helped me to kick my previous dependency on born again christianity.
On a serious note i save my worship for Thor. I figure he's as valid as the next god and if i get to go to Valhalla even better.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:54, 3 replies)
Any manprepared to dress up as a women to get back his hammer is obviously worthy of worship.
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stolenIts just a good job he hadn't had his black and decker workmate nicked as well
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Valhalla is a fine choice for an after life existance...I just wonder where you plan on getting the warriors death that is the basic requirement for gaining entry.
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