Testing! Testing!
A few years back, we used to have an IT filter on our PCs at work. You'd try and look at anything inappropriate and get blocked.

Now, we also had an extremely aggressive Head of Department in one bit of the company, who was renowned throughout the building for the bollockings he liberally distributed and his no-nonsense manner. He was also a boozer and schmoozer,,and Thursdays and Fridays were lunch days. Let's call him Jim Clark (not real name).

One afternoon when he was out on the lash, his Department concocted a test to see just how scary he was. They would email various people round the building with ridiculous requests and see how quickly they were complied with.

So someone walks into his office and sends the following from his terminal.

To: IT SUPPORT
From: JIM CLARK

I've just some back from lunch and sat down at my computer, and when I've tried to go on a site, I've got a message saying 'This content may be inappropriate, etc, etc. etc., ... contact an IT Supervisor if you need to access for work reasons.'

I'm Jim Clark. I'm Head of Trading. It's a Friday afternoon, I've had six pints, and I've got the fucking horn.

If there aren't pictures of tits on my monitor in the next five minutes, I'm coming up there.

Jim

Five minutes later, everyone crowds into his room and someone refreshes his inbox. Sure enough, there's an reply sent 2 minutes after the original email, from the Head of IT, no less:

To: JIM CLARK
From: HEAD OF IT

Jim,

Apologies for inconvenience, filters removed.

Regards,

Andrew

Thus proving conclusively that this man really was rather scary....

The follow up? An email to Facilities with 'SENT FROM MY BLACKBERRY' appended to the end, saying 'I'm stuck in the door to my office. Send someone to free me, NOW!.' (he was a bit of a porker...)

Sure enough, two blokes in overalls turn up five minutes later, looking apprehensive, to find a department in hysterics and no Jim Clark stuck in the door.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:01, 6 replies)

I like this lots
have a click
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:40, closed)

Hahaha
Quality :)
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:09, closed)

Nice one!!!
Now this has gotta win by a country mile - very funny, mate, very funny indeed!!! Click!
( SpankyHanky, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:35, closed)

Thanks very much
Been waiting for a QOTW where this one would fit nicely for a while.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:56, closed)

This
Is hysterical. I just LOLLED for a good five minutes. Must win. Must win.
(Fireyfox is prepared to change, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 19:11, closed)

Oh god...
....I hurt from laughing! That's amazing! :D

*duly clicks*
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 0:56, closed)