I've had some really bad luck with computers. it all started with this new machine.
1st off it went to the wrong address, twice! By the time it reached my apartment I had gone out clubbing. My flatmate tried to take the delivery but that didn't work out so they tried delivering to me at the club. At least they have good service hours. The even sent out a tech support to help me with the problem but he dressed like a bum and kept rambling on about some computer conspiracy. When I did see him I thought he was some psycho stalker or something until he got a chance to properly introduce himself by working on the machine (which had arrived around the same time as he did)

The machine was an absolute nightmare, completly user unfriendly and I was forced to chase around, running myself ragged trying to get it sorted out. I even tried to report it to the police but they didn't turn out to be much help at all.

It ended badly too. The machine ended up in a junk pile and the tech guy managed to worm his way into my pants before leaving me to raise our son on my own while teaching him his fathers beliefs.

Well at least it isn't the end of the world. Yet.....
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:02, 4 replies)

Argh.
I just stared at that for several minutes before figuring out what you were on about. Then kicked myself.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:25, closed)

I dismissed it at first
but after reading your comment I furrowed my brow at it and eventually cracked it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:31, closed)

I got that by 'out clubbing'
which makes it the only joke today I haven't needed a grown-up to explain.

I appear to be shaking off the stupid I caught in America.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:14, closed)

Terminator
maybe?
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:35, closed)