I work for a small software company
We supply various business-related systems.

As you can imagine, I get my fair share of idiots. But the worst thing that ever happened was this.

I was enlisted to install one of our systems on a new customer's PC. All very well and good - I connect up using a remote support tool and tell him I'll be 10 minutes.

Except that whatever I do, porn pop-ups keep appearing every five seconds.

I set the installation utility off. I go for a fag and a brew. I come back and there, staring me (and presumably also him) in the face is a black woman stretching her chuff for the whole world to see.

Put yourself in my situation. I'm remote-controlling his PC. I know that he likes interracial heffer porn. Do I discreetly mention that there appears to be a 'virus' on his computer? Do I attempt to remove it?

Do I fuck. I completed the installation and didn't phone him back.

Oddly, despite paying a monthly fee for support, he's never phoned us either. Not once.

We know.

(Obviously I've nothing against fat black chicks, I just found it amusing that someone would have hardcore porn popups continuously appearing on their work PC and would completely refuse to do anything about it.)
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:46, Reply)