IT SupportOur IT support guy has been in the job since 1979, and never misses an opportunity to pick up a mouse and say "Hello computer" into it, Star Trek-style. Tell us your tales from the IT support cupboard, either from within or without.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:45)
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I had a problem with my computer at work (can't remember what, think something was hanging)and none of the usual fixes worked, so I went and got an IT bod*. He did the exact same thing I did and it worked perfectly. I was annoyed because I looked like a twunt who can't computer. But I had some ginger biscuits, so I gave him one. At least I looked like a twunt who gave biscuits to IT people.
*I worked for this company before they implemented their streamlined new IT system. Instead of walking down the corridor to IT, sticking your head round the door and saying 'can someone unbork computer pls', you now have to phone a call centre in India and say 'can someone unbork computer pls', then Indian person emails IT, who then come and unbork computer, then IT person emails India to say 'computer unborked' and then Indian person emails you back to tell you your computer is now unborked. Fuck's sake.
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Bob Todd whee, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:42,
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Damn StraightYou can be forgiven all kinds of sins by giving out biscuits. If you have breasts, then you can even get away without giving out the biscuits at all.
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