IT SupportOur IT support guy has been in the job since 1979, and never misses an opportunity to pick up a mouse and say "Hello computer" into it, Star Trek-style. Tell us your tales from the IT support cupboard, either from within or without.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:45)
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Alternatively"Turn the computer off and leave it off for about 30 seconds. This allows accumulated charges in the condensers/daughterboards/flux capacitors to dissipate and allows the ram to slow down from being dynamic to static"
Gives them the illusion of it being some sort of actual technical step rather than IT fobbing them off.
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 0:12,
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