I was going to write a reasoned response....
...outlining why a bit of exaggeration for comic effect was probably applied to many of these stories, or that most tales here are based on actual funny stories rather than just having a pop at the technically inept.

Then I realised that you didn't bother with a reasoned complaint beyond basically saying "Ohhh, look at the poncy nerds, why don't you get laid", so I think I'll settle for merely calling you a cunt.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:48, 2 replies)

Ooh wait, there's a knock at the door
It's a Mother Theresa outfit for all of you! Your benefit to society is truly untold.
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 22:07, closed)

Thought you may have missed your point
So here it is:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/default.stm
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:16, closed)