IT Support
Our IT support guy has been in the job since 1979, and never misses an opportunity to pick up a mouse and say "Hello computer" into it, Star Trek-style. Tell us your tales from the IT support cupboard, either from within or without.
( , Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:45)
Our IT support guy has been in the job since 1979, and never misses an opportunity to pick up a mouse and say "Hello computer" into it, Star Trek-style. Tell us your tales from the IT support cupboard, either from within or without.
( , Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:45)
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I worked for Marconi's once, many, many years ago...
Me and a fellow developer once had to write applications to test thermal imaging systems within environmental chambers. Each piece of kit would be vibrated, heated, cooled, soaked, etc., for 3 weeks.
All the while our software would be testing it.
At the end of a cycle, you entered the number of the item that was being removed (1, 2 or 3) and it turned that item off.
My colleague had used a simple string input, you if you entered, say 'E' instead of '3', it would crash the whole program.
When asked "Isn't that a bit wanky?" he replied "It's the users fault for entering the wrong character."
No wonder our military budgets are so high.
( , Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:28, Reply)
Me and a fellow developer once had to write applications to test thermal imaging systems within environmental chambers. Each piece of kit would be vibrated, heated, cooled, soaked, etc., for 3 weeks.
All the while our software would be testing it.
At the end of a cycle, you entered the number of the item that was being removed (1, 2 or 3) and it turned that item off.
My colleague had used a simple string input, you if you entered, say 'E' instead of '3', it would crash the whole program.
When asked "Isn't that a bit wanky?" he replied "It's the users fault for entering the wrong character."
No wonder our military budgets are so high.
( , Wed 30 Sep 2009, 13:28, Reply)
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