Hidden talentsRoger Boyes tells us: "I was once coaxed up on stage and did ten minutes of off-the-cuff stand-up comedy. Amazingly, I brought the house down. A few weeks later, having rehearsed like hell, I went back to the same stage and got hardly a titter. Well, sod that." Have you ever amazed yourself with hidden talents?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:44)
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So right me & Leslie Grantham off of Eastenders were going to a fancy dress swingers partyjust necking a couple of cheeky halves in the boozer before we headed over there. He had this well plush buzzard outfit and fuck, I thought, this cunt is gonna get all the pussy with nothing left for me, with my cheap primark monkey outfit.
So I come up with this ruse. He takes his claws off when he goes out for a fag, cos they'd rip through the fag y'see. I take the fuckers & flush em down the bog, no claws, no costume, crafty cunt me.
He fucks off home crying 'cos he looks a right cunt whilst I go to the party and take advantage of all the sweet, sweet pussy.
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broadsword w⚓, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 19:32,
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all right stu bloo bloo j(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:12,
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