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Roger Boyes tells us: "I was once coaxed up on stage and did ten minutes of off-the-cuff stand-up comedy. Amazingly, I brought the house down. A few weeks later, having rehearsed like hell, I went back to the same stage and got hardly a titter. Well, sod that." Have you ever amazed yourself with hidden talents?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:44)
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it's having an extraordinarily good memory
but i didn't want to honda accord it up by saying "photographic" because it's not THAT good.

there must be loads of kids near you with easter eggs you can go piss in, go on...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:16, 2 replies)
'Be able to remember some stuff but not others' is not a talent.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:21, closed)
"being able to memorise things very quickly and accurately" is
it's almost like you're really really bored and don't really care
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:23, closed)
'I take notes' is not a talent either.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:24, closed)
i don't take notes
that's for people who actually do work. i just memorise swathes of textbook.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:25, closed)
'I have successfully revised for an exam' doesn't really count either.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:28, closed)
how would you know?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:29, closed)
There aren't any kids near him.
The order says 200 yards minimum.
(username failed moderation, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:48, closed)
sounds distinctly ordinary to me

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:30, closed)
look love, when i want your opinion, i'll write it in your wife's knickers
using your dad's spunk
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:14, closed)
yerr ... or you could claim a vaguely functional brain as a special gift on an interweb messageboard and see what happens
prolly easier since my wife is french and never wears knickers
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:24, closed)
the inventor of the french knicker must be turning in his grave

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:27, closed)
The entire output of the French nicker industry
is sold to repressed English housewives.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:35, closed)

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