PENGUINS!
220 penguins and assorted items of penguinalia.
These mainly included fluffy toys and statues. But I also managed to collect anything with penguins on it, including penguin beer, penguin condoms, penguin pencil erasers, clockwork penguins, penguin games, penguin ornaments, penguin badges, March of The Penguins on DVD (obviously) and a 7 inch tattoo of a penguin on the back of my right leg.

I've given the overwhelming majority of my horde to charity shops now, due to moving house a few times, so I've only got a few of the best penguins kicking about somewhere now.

And my tattoo, obviously.

But still, now, every Christmas and every birthday, what do I get?
More fucking cuddly toy penguins. And, as my girlfriend and stepdaughter also get given them as well, we now have THREE times the average amount of penguins coming in to the house each Christmas.

I'm a bloke, and I'm almost 40.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:31, 10 replies)

Penguinalia
My new favourite word!
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 3 May 2012, 18:53, closed)

I have a penguin model, the penguin is smoking a cigarette
It's well cool
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:10, closed)

Got a photo?

(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:55, closed)

And your virginity.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:11, closed)

PENGUIN virginity?

(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Thu 3 May 2012, 23:54, closed)

The best kind.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 May 2012, 18:10, closed)

*Nods*
I like all mine to be virgins when they join my harem, that's for sure.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 6 May 2012, 7:44, closed)

Hello you penguin obsessed freak.
you penguin obsessed freak me
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 3 May 2012, 19:44, closed)

I feel...
... like the Pied Piper of Hamylyn. Only with penguins. I just get given them all the time!
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:57, closed)

I stopped into a thrift shop one day
The staff was busy stocking the shelves with... elephants. They were quite bemused with the assortment of materials, styles, and sheer quantity. I must have seen 25 pieces in the few minutes I was there, and they had boxes more to sort.

"It's someone's collection!" said one of them, in awe.

You think?
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:22, closed)