From "The Meaning of Liff"
Nottage n.

Nottage is the collective name for things which you find a use for immediately after you've thrown them away. For instance, your greenhouse has been cluttered up for years with a huge piece of cardboard and great fronds of gardening string. You at last decide to clear all this stuff out, and you burn it. Within twenty-four hours you will urgently need to wrap a large parcel, and suddenly remember that luckily in your greenhouse there is some cardb...
( .Yeti., Fri 4 May 2012, 8:49, 6 replies)

I read a book, once.
Do I win a prize?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2012, 10:51, closed)

Yes
The instructions on how to claim your prize are provided with the book. Look for the patterns in tomorrow morning's toast crumbs on how to decode the instructions.
( .Yeti., Fri 4 May 2012, 10:56, closed)

The toast told me to kill them all.
I must obey...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2012, 11:41, closed)

Admit it
You've been reading "Mein Kampf" again, haven't you?
( .Yeti., Fri 4 May 2012, 12:24, closed)

Oh,yes
I know the feeling.
(andycrass loves two hats on, Sat 5 May 2012, 10:07, closed)

This is my specialty
It applies to my money, too.
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sat 5 May 2012, 17:28, closed)