Comedians tend to write their own
while I have an aversion to ghost-written extended 'Heat' articles detailing the wit and wisdom of the year's latest Big Brother kickout.

As to the lending system, my friends do ask to borrow books/ask me to recommend things. The book hoarding thing started AFTER they started asking, since when I recommend a book I tend to want to read it again myself, and it's good to have a spare. :P

And no, I don't get emotionally invested in the plight of every book I lend out. If they don't read it that's their deal.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 4 May 2012, 11:42, 1 reply)

I guess I shall have to look elsewhere,
for my cheap laughs at someone else's expense.
:P
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 May 2012, 11:53, closed)

Hehe
I'm sure my overdetailed responses are amusing enough for now. Heaven knows I have to explain myself to teh interwebz!

Oh, I mean... err... OH GAWD YOU BASTARD why would you say those horrible things my friends read everything I tell them to read and they fucking LOVE it or I yell at them for being so STOOPID and not listening to me when they've all SEEN me driving around in my Honda Accord so they should KNOW I'm the bees knees! etc.
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:48, closed)