It was a great holiday, but...... the night a racoon broke into our tent and attacked us will live on in my memories.
... coming down a dirttrack mountain road with no fences with the back end of the car fishtailing about left me needing new underwear.
I'm off on holiday next week somewhere nice and safe. Tell us your holiday stories.
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rob, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 9:55)
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Ah.. memories of TexasIt was a great holiday in Texas except for:
1) Being threatened by a bunch of NRA fucks for my liberal views.
2) Getting sent to Coventry for a bit for saying quite loudly that I thought George Bush Senior was a "Nazi wealth stealing cunt" while passing his G.I Joe-esque command complex of a home.
3) Multiple unreciprocated come ons by girls, which might not seem so bad but had I done anything I would have probably been converted to a Baptist and forced into a shotgun wedding. "Touch mah daughter's hand will ya!"
4) Getting my fingerprints on more guns owned by a single family than I could ever imagine.
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 20:42, Reply)
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