It was a great holiday, but...... the night a racoon broke into our tent and attacked us will live on in my memories.
... coming down a dirttrack mountain road with no fences with the back end of the car fishtailing about left me needing new underwear.
I'm off on holiday next week somewhere nice and safe. Tell us your holiday stories.
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rob, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 9:55)
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beware the new forest - it leads to accidental bestialityWas babysitting a Duke of Edinburgh camping trip in the New forest many years ago... Couldn't be arsed to lug a tent around, so just bedded down in a bivvy bag
Middle of the night, snug in a 4 season sleeping bag I wake to find a huge muzzle on my face and a 6 inch tongue in my mouth - I've been french kissed by a frigging horse! I scream like a tubby bitch with a skimmed knee and the horse legs it, while i collapse in giggles
Best bit was the group were shitting themselves, as all they heard was me scream, then a big animal leg it - they thought i'd been eaten by wolves - muppets
Good snog though
(, Thu 21 Apr 2005, 22:24, Reply)
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