Homemade BoozeSpanishFly writes, "I have a 'make your own absinthe' kit here, fucking terrified of making it...
"Tell us your stories of when you got so drunk on homemade mead you pissed in the cupboard.
Or tell us about the time you tried to buy wine stabiliser but got chased out of the friendly merchants shop because that compound is used to bash cocaine.
Tell us about the trials and tribulations of not being able to afford 4 cans of strongbow and couldn't brew your own poison so you got pissed on antifreeze and the next day pissed in your own mouth."
Thanks SpanishFly. MAKE THE ABSINTHE
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chthonic, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:39)
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Yes, we were penniless studentsToo poor even to afford the prices in the student bar. We heard a rumour that some second-years were making cider in their rooms, so we knocked on the door and asked how much they wanted for it. But we didn't even have enough for that.
"There's this stuff over here," they guy said, pointing to a crate of bottles in the corner, "but it went a bit wrong. You can have it for nothing, if you want it."
It was a pale yellow colour, with quite a lot of sludge in the bottom. We took it. Drank it.
The next day...well suffice to say that it's the one time in my life that I genuinely wanted to die.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:34,
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