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SpanishFly writes, "I have a 'make your own absinthe' kit here, fucking terrified of making it...

"Tell us your stories of when you got so drunk on homemade mead you pissed in the cupboard.
Or tell us about the time you tried to buy wine stabiliser but got chased out of the friendly merchants shop because that compound is used to bash cocaine.
Tell us about the trials and tribulations of not being able to afford 4 cans of strongbow and couldn't brew your own poison so you got pissed on antifreeze and the next day pissed in your own mouth."
Thanks SpanishFly. MAKE THE ABSINTHE

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:39)
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Fuck my Time Lady flange
but this is a parlous state of affairs and no mistake.

Shuldno't there be a Christmas-related QOTW? Fox ache?

Anyway here is a Christmas poeaaam for all youse sweetiez, enjoye!

Dear Santa

I donít care about Christmas trees or snow
Crackers or carols or mistletoe
Or chestnuts roasting on an open fire
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I donít give a shit that Jesus Christ is born Ė
Dear Santa, BRING ME PORN!

A bundle of back issues of Anal Sweethearts magazine
A cavalcade of barely legal shaven haven teens
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Iím dreaming of a white Christmas, for sure!

I donít give a fuck about the Nativity Ė
Dear Santa, BRING ME DEPRAVITY!

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Pregnant Asian hotties sucking cock for cash
A 30-minute Peter North cumshot compilation!
A squirting spectacular on female ejaculation!

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed
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I donít give a fuck about the coming of the Lord Ė
Santa BRING ME PORN!
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:02, 7 replies)
Any news yet?

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:45, 1 reply)
I made magic mushroom mead.
That mead made me mad.
Well by "mad" I mean sick.
It really was ick.
I didn't feel at all well.
In fact I felt like hell.
And that's the last time I'll ever follow a recipe from Blue Peter.
Here is some slightly rancid honey.
THE END.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:52, 4 replies)
morning

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 7:39, Reply)
I tried to make some homemade eggnog. I found a punnet of eggs but I couldn't find any black people as I live in Surrey

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 4:43, 3 replies)
I once had an idea that I brewed at home, it was for this to be this months question of the week
And then I thought...shit Fly how stupid do you have to be there are 4 calendar weeks in a month and this is QUESTION OF THE WEEK. FOR FUCKS SAKE! How busy is your week that you can't change a still, or a question? Yes it's Christmas in a week. Yes we should lighten up. But unless your entire family have died how hard is it to CHANGE THE FUCKING QUESTION?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 1:37, 3 replies)
When I was about 15
My girlfriend and I ran out of cheap cider. Looking around my room for pennies to take to the shops I notice the second ingredient of my bottle of mouthwash is alcohol (the first ingredient being water so it can't be that bad for me right?).
Cut to necking half the bottle (the lady was generous enough to forgo her round), followed almost immediately by excessive amounts of blue vomit for a heroic amount of time. Towards the end of the surge of upchuck I am vaguely aware of the vomit getting redder and more solid. At some point in my stomach the mouthwash transmuted into some kind of polystyrene-esque substance and was lacerating my throat as it made its bid for freedom.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:53, 5 replies)
Warm the damn jar!
I did a bit of brewing as a grad' student and generally it went well. After a while, we decided to branch out from beer to some more ambitious concoctions including a rather tasty spiced mead.

The recipe we had involved boiling the honey to sterilise it, then topping up the jar with boiling water. However, being a complete idiot, I didn't think of warming the jar before pouring in the boilig honey.

Four pounds of boiling, spice-infused honey has an interesting effect on a glass demijohn - it cracks the whole of the base off into a beautiful glass frisbee and, of course, spills vast quantities of sticky spicy goodness all over the kitchen floor! I don't know whether you have ever tried to mop up several pounds of hot honey but it's not an easy task. The kitchen smelled lovely for weeks, but you felt that if you ever stopped moving you might find yourself permanently bonded to the floor.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 16:50, 3 replies)
Cock tuesday

(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:32, 5 replies)
I got wasted in Soho.
And then sausaged.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 2:11, 3 replies)
My absinthe kit
my kit

I will begin making this tomorrow. I must say the bag of green does look smokeable.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 0:58, Reply)

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