Homemade BoozeSpanishFly writes, "I have a 'make your own absinthe' kit here, fucking terrified of making it...
"Tell us your stories of when you got so drunk on homemade mead you pissed in the cupboard.
Or tell us about the time you tried to buy wine stabiliser but got chased out of the friendly merchants shop because that compound is used to bash cocaine.
Tell us about the trials and tribulations of not being able to afford 4 cans of strongbow and couldn't brew your own poison so you got pissed on antifreeze and the next day pissed in your own mouth."
Thanks SpanishFly. MAKE THE ABSINTHE
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chthonic, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:39)
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Home Brew MeadA Little science can go a long way.... or very very badly.
Honey is not sterile; its just too sweet to suport a lot of bacterial and fungal growth. So in theory if you want to make mead just take honey, dilute it 3:1 with sterile wáter, bottle it and forget about it
It Works; you end up with fermented honey.... the only problema of course it it's basically fermented diluted bees vomit so you get a lot of very very unpleasant unwanted fermentation products at the same time.
try it if you fancy a relaxing week of intestinal poisoning; ideal before weddings.
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 20:49, 3 replies)
the only time I attempted to make mead I added the right yeast. Unfortunately I left it for about 3 months after I should have bottled it, and it got infected and turned to shitA waste of two expensive buckets of honey
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:15,
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Good Grief, you need to pasteurize the honey/water mix first!(, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:33, closed)
meadyes indeed... which showed how much desperate to get pissed cheaply (or how fucking stupid) we were at the time
(, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 21:58, closed)
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