I went to a Catholic school for a couple of years.
One of the priests was some kind of mad scientist looking bloke and all he kept on about was a strange compound with Iron, Carbon and Potassium. I never did work out what it was for, and couldn't make it myself, but I hear he was retired to an island parish in Ireland and still goes on about it to this day.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:29, 11 replies)

Did he try to combine
Argon and Selenium as well?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 12:59, closed)

Did you do to the same place?
He did go on about that rather.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:38, closed)

I think he wanted it in solution
Used to shout about liquids a lot too
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:16, closed)

There's either not *quite*
enough there for us to get the joke, or it's not a joke.

If it's not a joke, it makes no sense.
(username failed moderation, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:33, closed)

I get it.

I'm not explaining, though
(cs1ca, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 13:55, closed)

All I'll say is Father Jack.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:00, closed)

I did think about father Ted
but I still haven't twigged.
(username failed moderation, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:50, closed)

Oh.
Feck?
(username failed moderation, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:51, closed)

iron, carbon, potassium
Fe + C + K
(tyrellsOwl, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 17:57, closed)

Third option: you're a spastic.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:53, closed)

Oh, fucking hell.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:30, closed)