Home Science
Have you split the atom in your kitchen? Made your own fireworks? Fired a bacon rocket through your window?
We love home science experiments - tell us about your best, preferably with instructions.
Extra points for lost eyebrows / nasal hair / limbs
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chthonic, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:25)
this cock.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:25,
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cock doing your mum up the wrong 'un because she pays me so well.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:30,
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Does she still pay with biscuits?
As you need to start losing weight, tubby.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:31,
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No. Crisp £50 notes which she irons special.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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look, we keep telling you ...
... £50 notes are not made from crisps, whether ironed or not.
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haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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No. As in the paper of the £50 notes she gives me is crisp and pristine, due to it having been ironed.
Every time. With care.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:26,
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The Great Vagabond tends to see everything in a food analogy.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:49,
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The first three words of that sentence are absolutely superb.
Good work!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:32,
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