What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Jason Brewer's Fingers
You see, we used to play marbles back then at playtime in Junior School, and Jason Brewer's (real name, and most apt) marble went down the drain. So he got on his knees, heaved up the drain on its hinges, and bent down to pick it up. Unfortunately he didn't move his hand out of the way quick enough when the drain slammed down on his fingers, leaving one of them hanging off by its skin.
Screaming in agony, he then walked up the playground towards the pale looking teachers whilst all the other kids ran over to have a look.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:06, Reply)
You see, we used to play marbles back then at playtime in Junior School, and Jason Brewer's (real name, and most apt) marble went down the drain. So he got on his knees, heaved up the drain on its hinges, and bent down to pick it up. Unfortunately he didn't move his hand out of the way quick enough when the drain slammed down on his fingers, leaving one of them hanging off by its skin.
Screaming in agony, he then walked up the playground towards the pale looking teachers whilst all the other kids ran over to have a look.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:06, Reply)
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