My dog....
when i was young, used to eat the most disgusting things. He was a border collie/ cocker spaniel cross, and in all other regards was completely normal.
Here are a few examples of his culinary misadventures:

-I lived in the country and regularly used to go on long walks with the hound. This time, i was about 11, and desperately needed a shit. I crouched against a haystack and curled one out. It was a big one, and took me a while. The faithful mutt was watching me expectantly.
After the turd had made its exit, i stood up and looked for some doc leaves or something to clean my arse with. When i looked back, the dog was enthusiastically swallowing my large turd, wolfing it down jerkily, due to its heat. After finishing off this delicacy, he turned to me thankfully and tried to lick me.

-My cat was a mini psycho. About 12 inches long (not inc. tail) and about 7 inches tall, she was pretty small. But she used to kill and drag back rabbits much bigger than her. She'd leave them in the back garden for the dog.
The dog had an unusual way of eating them. Most animals would rip their prey into smaller bits and then eat them. Not my dog. He would start with the hind legs and try to eat it whole, crunching away as he went. To his credit, he could eat a whole rabbit this way. The most disgusting part of this (apart from the sickening crunching of the bones) was when he finally reached the head. Being quite a large bone, he would have to crunch away at the head for a while before he could fit it down his throat. While doing so, the eyes of the rabbit would regularly be squeezed out, sometimes dangling and being consumed with the head, sometimes falling off and serving as a dessert after the main course.
He would then invariably throw the whole thing up about half an hour later.
He never learned though.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 11:34, Reply)