What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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CorpseTwo guys were attempting to rob the newsagents next door to my Papa's shop.
They duly kicked the door in and ran into the back store in an attempt to steal as much stuff as they could.
They were greeted by the sight of a dead body, lying in a coffin surrounded by flowers.
Cue screaming and panic, one faints and the other legs it.
The Stupid cunts had broken into the wrong shop, my Papas funeral parlour, one of them was found by the police lying on the floor next to the corpse.
My papa used to piss himself laughing when ever he told that story.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:03, Reply)
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