What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Gross/horrificMy wife (or ex-girlfriend as I like to think of her) once bought me a lovely bottle of Frijj milkshake as a present (back in my student days this was a fine prize) and I shook it up, opened it, and took a big swig.
What luck! After a few chugs, I got a mouthful of the solidified chocolate sludge from the bottom, which had been mixed up but not dissolved by my shaking. I began to cheerfully chew when my spider sense started tingling.
Something was not right.
I removed from my mouth the remains of the centimetre thick green disk of mould which had formed on the top of the milkshake. The rest had been swallowed. The best before date was weeks ago.
I retched and gagged for about a week following that incident.
Mrs. Neko, you're fired!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:16, Reply)
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