What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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MY TURN.This isnt too horrific, I suppose, but if you imagine the sheer AGONY of the creature in question....
I was walking down a long winding lane, when suddenly, a very quick car came hurtling round the corner, straight into a bird that had just launched itself from the hedgerow.
The bird survived, but had had a wing ripped off and was clearly in a very distressed state.
I knew it wasnt going to make it, as I watched it do the 'Homer Simpson Woop Woop' circular victory dance in the middle of the road, but couldnt bring myself to finish the little bugger off.
I waited, for about ten minutes, as a stream of cars came along and somehow proceeded to miss the bird every fucking time.
This poor little thing was screeching its head off, so I decided to finish what a sports car had started.
Did i do the manly thing and wring its neck? no.
I took a Jonny Wilkinson style run up and hoofed the fucker down the road. It didnt die, but a lot of poo came out of it.
After about five hoofs, it finally landed on its neck and died \o/.
Im not proud, but I am amused.
length? about 300 metres of left foot wizardry.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:31, Reply)
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