What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Gonads
Simple - By far and away the worst was on my roof. Building the new extension on our house. My father-in-law has his 'work trousers' on and we're both balanced carefully on roof timbers, putting in some supports. As I turn back around to pass him a hammer, my eye-line is exactly in line with his crotch, where, due to the strange position he's in, his old mans dangly gonads are hanging out through the side of his boxers and through the split he'd made earlier in his trouser crotch. Needless to say I had to quickly make an excuse and leg it back down the ladder. My missus was in stitches, I wasnt so amused. Gahhh, I need to wash my brain.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:00, Reply)
Simple - By far and away the worst was on my roof. Building the new extension on our house. My father-in-law has his 'work trousers' on and we're both balanced carefully on roof timbers, putting in some supports. As I turn back around to pass him a hammer, my eye-line is exactly in line with his crotch, where, due to the strange position he's in, his old mans dangly gonads are hanging out through the side of his boxers and through the split he'd made earlier in his trouser crotch. Needless to say I had to quickly make an excuse and leg it back down the ladder. My missus was in stitches, I wasnt so amused. Gahhh, I need to wash my brain.
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:00, Reply)
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