What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Harvey the dogI had the dubious pleasure of looking after my mum's dog, Harvey, last weekend. The horrible little shit wound my poor dog up a treat, so much so that I had to take her to my sis in laws for a bit of peace and quiet. I'm digressing, so I'll get straight to it...
I was wondering why Harvey wasn't eating the food my old bird brought over for him, and on taking him out the back for 'wee-wees' I discovered he had been snacking between meals. On his own shit.
I almost puked. He picked up a dry one and carried it off, with me following, saying "no Harvey, don't do it!" Does he understand what the fuck I'm saying..? No of course not. Imagine my horror when he stopped, turned, dropped it out of his mouth, gave me what seemed like a cheeky wink, and started eating it. The fucking pig.
When my step-father came to pick him up he laughed his tits off. I told him that was the last time Harvey would stay at Chez Fatty!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:58, Reply)
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