What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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This morning I was happily driving along some little country roads....
I noticed a nice little bird at the side of the road.
Sitting.
Happily.
Until I got near it.
And it flew at my car.
I only remembered about an hour ago.
I appear to have an awful lot of bird and entrails smattered all over the grill of my nice new car - and it's a sports type grill too so it'll be mostly in the engine bay too - I've not opened the bonnet yet....
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:14, Reply)
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