What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Pour your own pintAfter a particularly heavy night in Lichfield I was sat feeling sorry for myself in the corner of the pub. I felt the impending belch of doom and sure enough I promptly redecorated the floor of this particular watering hole. Feeling as though the pressure had been released I drank some more finishing off my current pint. At this point the second belch of doom approached. Not wanting to further ruin the decor of this particular pub I reached for the nearest recepticle. My empty pint glass. I proceeded to fill said pint glass to the rim and add a rather fine head.
I should have been a barman.
Length ? The hangover lasted best part of a week.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:54, Reply)
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