I dunno.
My favourite cat partially decomposed and full of maggots.
Rates pretty high.


I'll just tell you about the pidgeons though.

I saw a bird of prey in birmingham once when delivering a letter, in it's mouth was some parts of a pidgeon, about a metre away was the body of said pidgeon, about a metre away from that was said pidgeon's head. I remember one of the eyeballs was buldging out and there was neck bits on the grount.

In the center of town I saw half a pidgeon smeared across the road. It was pretty cool actually, the rest of the pidgeon was just squished, pidgeon brains all over the road. I'm wondering how stupid a pidgeon is to get run over.

I've seen pidgeon chicks outside our front door, they probably fell out the nest, their eyes hadn't developed, they looked gooey and were hardly feathery at all, they looked icky mainly, and they were all dead, so I buried them.

I've seen a magpie leg hanging out of one of our chimneys, it was a bit scary more than horrific, I didn't really want to see what the rest of the bird looked like.

As an anti-climax the rest of the bird was pretty whole, just dead as a bird stuck in a chimney for a few months.

There was a pidgeon in another chimney, and I've seen a few other dead pidgeons around the house that my cats have brought in as little presents. I've got a picture of one of my cats eating one below my computer desk. She was making loads of little crunchy sounds.


An utterly disgusting thing I once saw was when the cat shit in our boiler room, I told my sister to clean it up, she didn't. So it was left uncleaned up for a week or so. Eventually I went to clean it up, touched it (with tissues and gloves) and it moved a bit more. It turns out it was filled with poo eating maggots. I burnt them in the end. I got tissues and hair spray and a lighter and burnt the poo eating maggots.

It wasn't horrific, but I didn't like the time I cooked a caterpillar in my broccoli by mistake =(

This reminds me of the time I was going to have eggs and opened one of the eggs and found a dead chick. Put me off eggs for about half a year. I still shake the eggs to test for chicks.

P.s. During an ant infestation I once found them inside my golden syrup, loads of them all floating in the syrup, the syrup was more black than golden.

Edit: Oh yeah, and most shock pictures just don't phase me too much. Shotgun mouthwash (NSFW probably) is pretty cool.

Edit edit: I wish my parents didn't walk around the house without clothes on =( It's not nice.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 20:49, Reply)