What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Dual carriage way mayhem.
Told me a story (he was the guy who cleaned up accident scenes)...
A young bloke had jumped off the bridge over the dual carriage way and hti a truck before he even hit the ground. My mates uncle then spent several hours scraping skin off the road, collecting limbs and searching for an elusive testicle that had burst out of the guys sack.
Also, an old boss of mine was once a police officer. Told me a story. Him and a rookie had been called out to a crash on a dual carriage way and were first on the scene. Turns out it was an old man who had decided to drive the wrong way along the wrong lane. A truck had hit his car and totally peeled of the roof and subsequently the old blokes head. Whilst my boss was examining the scene, the rookie cop came running along the road carryin the blokes head and tried to 'fit' it back on to the corpse. Obviously the noob was in some sort of shock. My boss had to quickly grab the blokes' head and run back 60 yards down the road to its landing place... grim.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:45, Reply)
Told me a story (he was the guy who cleaned up accident scenes)...
A young bloke had jumped off the bridge over the dual carriage way and hti a truck before he even hit the ground. My mates uncle then spent several hours scraping skin off the road, collecting limbs and searching for an elusive testicle that had burst out of the guys sack.
Also, an old boss of mine was once a police officer. Told me a story. Him and a rookie had been called out to a crash on a dual carriage way and were first on the scene. Turns out it was an old man who had decided to drive the wrong way along the wrong lane. A truck had hit his car and totally peeled of the roof and subsequently the old blokes head. Whilst my boss was examining the scene, the rookie cop came running along the road carryin the blokes head and tried to 'fit' it back on to the corpse. Obviously the noob was in some sort of shock. My boss had to quickly grab the blokes' head and run back 60 yards down the road to its landing place... grim.
( , Sat 23 Jun 2007, 12:45, Reply)
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