What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Lucky or unlucky ?
After a 3 month enforced break from working as a motorcycle courier ( crash , painful , my fault ) I was on walking to the garage to collect a new bike from the company mechanics and restart work , when the unmistakable sound of motor bike hitting something occurs behind me . On turning I'm confronted by a motorcyclist pinwheeling in the air about 15 feet up and a BMW R850 on its side ( fortunately for me ) ploughing towards where I'm standing . My concern for the rider is quickly negated when he gets up shaken but unhurt but horror starts to set in when the onlookers realize he hit a 50+ woman who had stepped out from behind a bus . The R850 like many BMW's has a boxer engine which means the cylinder heads protrude either side , one of these had caught the womans legs acting like a very blunt but very heavy scythe , catching them just below the knee tearing flesh smashing bone , barely leaving them attached . With unbelievably white sharp bone showing and what seemed like gallons of blood running everywhere we made her as comfortable as possible till the air ambulance came . She survived but sans legs . A joke concerning length and girth is traditional here but it aint gonna happen .
( , Sat 23 Jun 2007, 20:00, Reply)
After a 3 month enforced break from working as a motorcycle courier ( crash , painful , my fault ) I was on walking to the garage to collect a new bike from the company mechanics and restart work , when the unmistakable sound of motor bike hitting something occurs behind me . On turning I'm confronted by a motorcyclist pinwheeling in the air about 15 feet up and a BMW R850 on its side ( fortunately for me ) ploughing towards where I'm standing . My concern for the rider is quickly negated when he gets up shaken but unhurt but horror starts to set in when the onlookers realize he hit a 50+ woman who had stepped out from behind a bus . The R850 like many BMW's has a boxer engine which means the cylinder heads protrude either side , one of these had caught the womans legs acting like a very blunt but very heavy scythe , catching them just below the knee tearing flesh smashing bone , barely leaving them attached . With unbelievably white sharp bone showing and what seemed like gallons of blood running everywhere we made her as comfortable as possible till the air ambulance came . She survived but sans legs . A joke concerning length and girth is traditional here but it aint gonna happen .
( , Sat 23 Jun 2007, 20:00, Reply)
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