Nurses
Get to see a lot of stuff, as has already been mentioned.

Here is my top 5 horrifics.

1. As a student, nurses do a stint in theatres. I saw a guy who had a tumor in his anus (past the dentine line for those in the know) have said anus and most of his lower bowel sliced out by the surgeon. You could literally see light coming out of where his arsehole used to be.

2. Working a surgical ward. Mr L has come in for removal of necrotic toes (dead due to diabetes). I throw back his sheets, the toe count only adds up to 9. 10 mins after Mr R across from Mr L complains that he has found a date in his cornflakes...and because the first half didnt taste too good, he left it in the bowl. I had to vom at that.

3. Degloving injuries are pretty rank. I worked in A and E one night that a young lady decided to throw herself in front of a train. The resulting injury looks like you have taken off a pair of trousers down to your knees...but replace trousers with skin.

4. Working a stint on community nursing. We get a call from a fella living in a block of flats in N London that his next door neighbour has some wounds on his legs. Turned up and I could smell him in the lobby. The old chaps entire lower legs had broken down completely, covered in thick slough and pus. He had been dressing them himself with boiled rags for 2 months.

5. Finally (but not unfortunately the least), a young chap out on his night before the wedding stag doo. For shits and giggles had popped his todger into the top of a lager bottle, it then became stuck. Friends cheered him on as it was decided the only way to remove said bottle was to smash it against a wall. The surgeons took quite a long time trying to re-attach his bell end but failed. Least to say the wedding was called off.
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