Grim, funny....not that depraved. But fucking funny.
When I was working at the Safari Park there was a ride called The Black Fly. It was sort of like the Malestrom at Drayton Manor, a big pirate ship style thing that span around as it swung back and forth. As you can well imagine, it wasn't the sort of thing you'd go on after a burger and chips, and we had several vomiters a day, on average.

This day though, took the biscuit...

A group of 3 twentysomethings came on the ride, on their own on a quiet day. We had a natter as I was getting them onto the ride, they seemed cool so I decided I'd be nice and give them a "special go" (ie: much faster than it should be and lots of changing directions and the like). Just after lunchtime...big mistake. When the ride was finished I went up to let them off and was greeted by the sight of a very green looking chap sat in the middle of two vomit-covered girls, he had managed to escape unscathed but had covered his two ladyfriends faces and clothes in something akin to horseradish sauce. The one girl, as a natural reaction to shock, had opened her mouth, and some of it had gone in. Ugh....

I then had to hose two girls down to get the vom off their clothes and faces. Very very very nasty but also very very very funny.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 24 Jun 2007, 16:42, Reply)