What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Cute ottersI once had some friends down and we decided to pay a visit to Bristol Zoo. We wandered round, looking at all the lovely animals - the red panda, the capybaras, and then the cutest animals of all...the otters! Aw!
These must have been super-cute otters because there was a huge crowd gathered around them, they must be wearing little hats and shoes and tending their young super-cute baby otters! How nice!
We get closer and it transpires that it's feeding time for the super-cute otters!! YAY! They probably eat primroses or Angel Delight or something!
BUT NO. Otters eat whole rats. The sight of an otter, no matter how cute, as it tears a rat in half between its teeth and little paws taints their squeaky-clean image a bit. Especially when the rat-guts spill out all over the place.
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krang, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 0:00,
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