Camping poo eat piss drink
One of my chums at school was a tad dim and according to Teachers, the police and the education authority 'easily led'. Just HOW dim and easily led was graphically illustrated to me by a summertime all night fishing and general poaching session in the wilds of Bedfordshire with some of the older and more unpleasant lads from our neighbourhood.
after setting up our fishing 'camp' we decided that we'd all like some hearty open air cooked food and some beers-which we hadnt brought
Myself and my dimlo friend were dispatched to the nearest offie (2 miles away) to get the booze
Upon returning we were welcomed back by a roaring camp fire , a frying pan containing what LOOKED like sausages and several suspiciously amused looking lads
I became even more suspicious when they informed us that they had saved these sausages for us and that we should eat them before they got cold. The shape of the 'sausages' suggested something other than minced meat in a edible casing so I declined, my chum however had already tucked in and had just taken a bite when I not only saw his face grimace at its taste but also saw the sausage snap on the fork-revealing its true identity
'Thats not a sausage thats a shit' my chum managed to shout before honking his guts onto the floor. To the sound of hysterical laughter he was offered a drink of 'Lucozade' to get rid of the taste- which turned out to be the piss of the assembled cunts.
At this point I decided to go home
FUCK knows what they would have done to us during the night
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