What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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The inside of my own foot.While digging with a metal shovel on Cleethorpes Beach I aimed badly and hit my foot. I hobbled down to a pool of cold water the try to numb the pain (This is the days before the Humber became full of nappies and condoms, so it was quite clean) and noticed that two of my toes, instead of lining up nicely side-by-side, were kind of... diverging.
I'd managed to split my foot cleanly between two toes and could see all the musculature and tendons. It was bloody painfull and I had to hobble two miles to the doctor's, with my mum cursing me for ruining her sunbathing all the way.
Weak by some standards, but what can you do?
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Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 12:09,
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