What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Marathon mishapIn any big event like a marathon the throngs usually turn a blind eye to participants stopping for a discrete pish behind a bush. During the Edinburgh Marathon 2005 though I saw a bloke stop right beside the route for a jedi knight (making no attempt to conceal himself). If that wasn't bad enough as he adopted the continental squatting position he failed to pull his shorts forward sufficiently to afford his waste product the required clearance. It wouldn't have been so bad if it had all landed in his pants, he could have disposed of them and gone commando for the rest of the race. But no, as it was less than solid half ran into his pants and half down the back of his shorts and legs. All in full view of the many passing runners and massed spectators. I wonder if he's lived it down yet ... probably not.
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Ramsay Tupper, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 14:37,
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