What's the most horrific thing you've seen?What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Sainsbury's toilet disasterNew year's eve, last year. Me and my girlfriend were on our way to Devon for a party, and decided to stop at Sainsbury's to get booze and food.
I needed a dump and so after shopping headed for the male toilets. Having finished my business, I reached down for some toilet roll, only to find there wasn't any.
Fortunately, one of the cardboard inners from the toilet rolls was on top of the dispenser. "Brilliant," I thought, "I'll use that to wipe my arse."
Thing is, someone else had obviously had the same idea, and there was a great smear of shit down the far side of it - most of which transferred onto my palm as I picked it up. No amount of washing or partying got rid of the psychological damage done that day. And I had to spend the trip to Devon with a pooey bum.
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krang, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:13,
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