What's the most horrific thing you've seen?
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
What is going on?
Lightguy was walking home when he saw a fox eating a cat. As he watched, it threw up on the cat and then continued eating, having doused it in its own marinade.
Only this morning, Rachelswipe saw a tramp hock up a bright green loogy, only for a pigeon to hop over on its withered stumps and peck it up joyfully.
Are these the end times? What horrible stuff have you seen recently?
( , Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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wet stubbly pits
sam the tampon queen was staying with me for a girls night out the other week. i was wrapped in a towel - and therefore feeling naked and vulnerable - cleaning my teeth prior to putting on make up when she barged into the bathroom in a strapless top.
she nudged me out of the way and lifted her grandma arm into the air. peering intently at the reflected pit, she swore and ripped her top and bra off altogether. one enormous E cup boob bounced gently about an inch away from my nose.
"does this need shaving?" she demanded, shoving a stubbly and rather sweaty pit right in my face.
yes. yes it did. i nearly gipped.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:13, Reply)
sam the tampon queen was staying with me for a girls night out the other week. i was wrapped in a towel - and therefore feeling naked and vulnerable - cleaning my teeth prior to putting on make up when she barged into the bathroom in a strapless top.
she nudged me out of the way and lifted her grandma arm into the air. peering intently at the reflected pit, she swore and ripped her top and bra off altogether. one enormous E cup boob bounced gently about an inch away from my nose.
"does this need shaving?" she demanded, shoving a stubbly and rather sweaty pit right in my face.
yes. yes it did. i nearly gipped.
( , Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:13, Reply)
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