MeeeeoooooWWWWwWWW OW OW OW OWW!!!
Now I'm not gonna name names or anything, but by far the most horrific thing I have ever seen goes like so...

There I was sitting down chilling out at my PC when all of a sudden the dogs start barking. Now I'm not talking about small dogs, I'm talking about some of the biggest dogs you will ever see, like an Irish Wolfhound for example. Anyway, the Irish Wolfhound started howling, so all manor of shit was kicking off outside. The dogs were dragged in by "person A" who was swearing and cursing, saying that one of the dogs had got a cat (not the Wolfhound, they couldn't even catch their own tail). "Person A" said that the cat was still out there, and possibly alive, so I went to investigate, as I love cats...

The cat was on it's back in the rockery, meowing quietly, it was not in a good state, scared shitless for a start, I checked it out and noticed that it had a wound on it's stomach and it's intestines were hanging out. Not the nicest thing I've seen that's for sure, but it gets worse. I went back inside and explained the situation, "Person B" decided that it would be best to put the cat down in order to save the dogs arse (funny laws with pets being classed as "dangerous").

I didn't agree with this, but thought that the best way to do it (as I have seen it done on a farm), would be to slit the cats throat. Anyway, "Person B" had a "better" idea...

The next 10 minutes were spent with "Person B" trying to stove the cats head in with a 6 foot long steel pole, and it wasn't working.

Not humain, not quick, not painless.

I watched in horror and somehow feel partly responsible.

But not my dogs, not my house, not my garden, not my 6 foot iron pole. So fuck you.

The missing cat posters the next few weeks only made matters worse. Poor little thing :-(
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 21:59, Reply)