Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Pissed freely and thoroughly...on her revision notes and books, prior to an important exam.
In my defense:
I was sleepwalking/(pissing),
I was very very drunk,
It hasn't happened since in the following 10 years we've been together,
I did dry them all with a hairdryer for the next 4 hours.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:25, 2 replies)
Drunken pissing on your spouse's stuff......is what relationships are all about.
I've done it, even if the stuff in question turned out to be my Christmas present.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:54,
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happypissmas
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:54, closed)
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