True story
After staggering home late one night following a heavy drinking session, I silently slid the key in the lock, took off my shoes, tip-toed up the stairs and into the bedroom before quietly removing the rest of my clothes and slipping into bed next to her. I then stealthily twisted myself off until I was ready for action, gently tugged her knickers down, spat on my cock and jammed it right in her tight little arsehole. It was the first time she’d ever had a cock in her tradesman’s, so as you can imagine it was quite a shock for her - the shriek she let out must’ve woken the whole street!
We had to put Nan in a home shortly after that incident, and the rest of my family still won’t speak to me :(
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:41, 1 reply)

You should have killed her straight away.
and remained Anon.
(888777555, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:43, closed)