Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Me and the ex were about to head out for a drivewhen she realised she'd left her phone in the house. She quickly nipped back inside, and unbeknown to her, so did I.
I lay down behind the sofa and waiting til she had reached the bottom of the stairs. At this point I jumped out and was expecting her to jump a bit and laugh.
No.
What happened instead was that she launched her newly picked up phone straight at me. The thing smacked me in the side of the head before I had time to duck.
I still get a bump appear on my head from time to time where it hit me.
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Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:52,
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That's becausemobile phones give you brain cancer*.
* May contain complete lie
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Fronds are waving gently on, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:02,
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