Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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I took my kids to a themepark yesterday.They were being little shits on the way there so we sat in the parking lot listening to every one else having fun.
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(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:41, 2 replies)
Clicked because I'd have done this.Did you eventually go in, or not? I'd have given it a while, then driven to a public park and let them sulk there for a bit, then driven back to the proper place by a roundabout route so they weren't sure if I was taking them home or not.
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Or do as the great Jack Handy of 'Deep Thoughts' suggests andtell the kids that you're taking them to Disneyland. Then drive to a burnt-out warehouse on the edge of town and say 'Oh no! Disneyland has burned down.' Guaranteed tears/trauma/lifetime fear of funfairs.
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ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:42,
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